Fellow blogger Lilly Green (apronhead.wordpress.com) did a post one day about the kind of SPAM she’s received and so I decided to keep track of some SPAM comments from my sites, just for interest sake.
I guess we all wonder what the purpose of SPAM is. Maybe if you reply they have your e-mail address and can hack you? I believe some comments are coming from bored people in offices overseas, employees surfing the web while the boss is out. When these people say they like your site, they really mean it.
I receive enough almost-identical comments that I think they are given to people to send out — maybe just to put that company’s address on front of you. But they aren’t coming from English speaking operators, because the syntax is often jumbled.
Anyway, here’s some I’ve received. (If you’re someone sending out SPAM, please note that I’ve seen all these already!)
I posted the haiku poem “Fly by Night”
Wings over hayfield
moonlight in the hunter’s eyes;
the grasses tremble.
And received the following comment:
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While the term “poke salad” is erroneous, Tony Joe White chose to use is in his ever psoplur song, Poke Salad Annie. The plant referenced in the song is, however, poke sallet. So your post is correct, Rob. (Eh? Rob Who?) I would suggest listening to the duet version with Tony Joe and Johnny Cash for yet another glimpse into the culinary song stylings of the time.
Another Case of Mistaken Identity SPAM:
Dear Mr. George:
I’m a 15-year-old student from Fujian Province rcaoss the Taiwan Channel but I also like reading English dictionaries and have 7 ones. I have been reading English dictionaries since I went to junior school .It has been my favorite activity. And now I am able to read some easy English novels.
I think the LDOCE series is helpful to English beginners like me. But LDOCEs are a bit expensive to me. A few days ago,I got a Collins Cobuild Advanced Learner’s English Dictionary[5th Edition] But I don’t know what its advantages are. Could you introduce it in detail and tell me some good methods for my English study? Thank you very much and spare my poor English reply.
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Hilarious SPAM (again a computer translation):
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(Who told them I have a big ‘mid-section’? Does the whole world know?)
Most Frequent SPAM:
I rarely write remarks, but I did a few searching and wound up here / I seldom leave comments but I found this site / I almost never comment, however / after reading a few of the responses here to The Ugly Quarrel | Christine Evelyn Vance Goodnough. I do have 2 questions for you if it’s okay. Could it be just me or do some of the remarks look as if they are written by brain dead individuals? (Some contain more filler here.)
And, if you are posting at other online social sites, I’d like to follow you. Would you post a list of the complete URLs of all your public pages like your LinkedIn profile, Facebook page or twitter feed? (To hack all my sites? Dream on!)
And now I’d better go see what’s in my SPAM queue today.